You like youngsters with beef right? Welcome to the first episode of BAKING TIME starring your boy @KillJohnathan
Twenty-five seconds into this video, Donald Trump commits political suicide. If you scroll through the annals of this very website, you'll see that I've been on the fence about the President of the United States since he was sworn in. The guy is a humongous dope, but up until he waltzed into Texas the other day, I hadn't been tipped over the edge.
In case you've been under a rock, you'll probably be aware that Texas, specifically Houston, Texas is currently under a trillion litres of water caused by one of the biggest storms in history - Hurricane Harvey. It's been downgraded to a Tropical Storm at this point, but when Trump stood on top of the fire truck in Corpus Christi, Harvey was still in full wrecking mode. Being the media savvy super-politician that he is, Mr Trump saw an opportunity to provide hope to the people - to let them know that, while times might be hard now, something better has to be on the horizon. It was an opportunity to show empathy, to show focus and to be the leader that he should've and could've been from the start... and then he congratulated himself for drawing a big fucking crowd.
Yes, folks. In a time of extreme crisis, a time where he should've been comforting the thousands of people that have had their lives turned upside down by this horrific act of god, this animal walks onto an emergency vehicle and utters the words "What a crowd! What a turn out!". What does this even mean? Is he shocked that there aren't more people displaced by this fucking disaster? Was he looking down from his private jet just before he landed, assessing the situation as "not that bad"? Is he fucking insane?
We all know that Trump is a crazy person, but the level of ham-fisted faux empathy here is absolutely staggering. This man is supposed to be leading the free world, and he wanders onto the stage wearing a USA - 45 cap, which I assume you can buy from his official merchandise store, boasting about how many people are there to watch him. His speech is flimsy, ill thought out, and stinks of narcissism. Now, that's easy for me to say from a dry flat in Manchester, England, but imagine the situation if you managed to get this video on your phone or television in Houston.
You're sitting there, your living room is akin to a fucking aquarium, all of your shit is ruined and you're sitting on your roof waiting to be rescued by one of the true heroes:
Just as they arrive on the horizon, your phone flickers to life and this orange buffoon appears on the screen. You're hopeful for a second, maybe this is the moment he redeems himself - it can't be worse than his handling of Charlottesville right? Well, you're wrong - really wrong actually. As the video comes to a close and this moon faced moron is swinging the Texan flag around like some sort of demented, elderly cheerleader, you're filled with a sense of hope. Hope that god willing, Kim Jong-Un finally nuts up and fires one of his "tactical nukes" right at Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach while the cretin is midway through his drive on the start of the back nine. As he follows through, he follows through (sorry about the shit joke) and saves us all from another few years of this giant moron shouting "fake news" at anyone who isn't nose deep in his flabby arse.
Yes it's wishful thinking, and yes we'd be stuck with Satan's representative on Earth Mike Pence but in all honesty, at this point, I'd take Lucifer- hell I'd take Hillary. Worst she ever did was send a few emails...
...oh and I'm not on the fence anymore. Fuck Trump.
To Whom It May Concern,
Hello. My Name is Warren Leigh, and I see that you were just hired to work in the wonderful field of Human Services. I myself have nearly 10 years of experience between security in my local school district and evening supervisor at a family homeless shelter. The Human Services field can be many things from rewarding to challenging. Quite frankly, it can be somewhat of a new adventure every day.
Now I don't want to come off as a know-it-all or the end all be all when it comes to this field. But I did want to share with you one main thing that I have learned along the way to give you a better understanding in whatever direction this takes you.
This poem was shown to me by a co-worker at my school. And it can relate to any type of Human Services job. The clients we deal with, whether they are students or parents with children, have dealt with or continue to deal with many different kinds of trauma. No one staff member, unless they some how see it first hand, will ever know what an individual goes through outside of the walls that surround your place of employment. You would be amazed at the things that someone has to do from 3pm until school the next day at 8am. Or the obstacles that an individual faces before they reach your facility and you and your team help them find stable housing.
Another thing to look at, more so in the school setting, being mindful of the temperament of a child. I have especially noticed this in regards to younger kids, but this can apply to almost anyone. My home school coordinator, which is a fancy way to label someone a vice principal and pay them much less, gave me this little tibbit when he came to my Pre-K through grade 8 school. If you happen to see a child come to school and are immediately on level 12 and he just doesn't seem like he's enjoying life. The first thing you want to ask him, before addressing any behaviors "Did you eat breakfast this morning?".
It may seem trivial and minute, and I'm sure most people take it for granted. But this goes back to no one knows what to that child outside of those walls. You don't necessarily know when the last time that child ate anything was. And for all you know it could have been lunch time the previous day. Within the last 2-3 years, my school district made breakfast and lunch free for everyone. A far cry from when I was this age and my mom would cut a check for me and my brothers to pay for our lunch monthly. So feed that child and at least try to get them on track to succeed.
Well I've probably taken up too much of your time with this. And that's if you are even still reading this or have already resigned from your job. But let me leave you with this one last thought. When you're dealing with adults, whether they are parents of students or a part of families in the shelter system, their anger may not be 100% in regards to you informing them of curfew or any other policy in place. Their anger may have to do with a myriad of other things that they have going on. Never take that anger personal. Even if that anger leads to personal attacks. Always start every day as a new day and never ever hold a grudge.
If you keep an open mind, you can go as far as you want in the wonderful field of human services.
Good luck to you.
Dear Ta Nehisi Coates,
A friend of mine recently sent me a facebook “meme” depicting one of your quotes regarding the election of Donald Trump and by proxy racism. In the meme and quote which you can read above, you assert that racism means that a person who is a different race must work harder than someone who is white to achieve the same result.
Now I know many people will take this literally and argue, “Well,that means basketball is racist, I am short so I have to jump higher to reach the hoop. Therefore, basketball is racist.” Those people are simply being contrarian and arguing semantics.
Your argument is worse than that. It is a misleading comment taking a series of anecdotal events without taking into account the facts surrounding them. Why did Barack Obama have to be so much more qualified, by your own standards I might add, than Donald Trump was to win his election.
Well, let's look at who he had to run against. Mitt Romney was a popular, moderate Republican, with an impressive track record of work in a traditionally Democratic State. Donald Trump’s opponent, Hillary Clinton, was a divisive Establishment Democrat whose campaign was haunted by controversy after controversy. Hmmmmm, I wonder why Barack had so much more trouble than Donald.
Let's set the politics of the situation aside and let's look at some NUMBERS. Because both Donald and Barack ran against the same person, Hillary Clinton, although Barack is on a smaller scale, if we look at percentages it should be clear that Barack should have had a harder time against Hillary. Barack Obama won 54% of delegates compared to Hillary’s 46%. Meanwhile in the Electoral College Donald Trump won 56% of US Electors to Hillary’s 42% and lost the popular vote to boot!
If we also want to consider Barack’s election against Mitt, who is also a Wealthy White Man, we see Barack trounced him with 62% of the Electoral College to Mitt’s 38%. Hmmmmmm I suppose the system is truly stacked to favor Wealthy White Men over Wealthy Black ones right?
At the end of the day Mr Coates, your misrepresentation of facts and use of anecdotal evidence to push a harmful narrative is shameful. As a journalist and more importantly as an American pushing for equality your willingness to latch onto a bottom of the barrel argument for the sake of getting a few views is repulsive and no better than the click bait articles and memes you see on facebook… oh wait.
Moussa “Trash” Bechwati